Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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