Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Watching her eat just hurts me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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