In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm just crazy horny about you
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Randomize
