He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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