Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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