just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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