I didn't shave. On purpose
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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