The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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