Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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