12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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