Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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