great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Michael Bay diarrhea
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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