I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
