Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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