Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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