Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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