oh god the rape fog is back!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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