I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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