I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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