You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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