It's Friday. Sex?
just tell him i said nine months
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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