I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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