I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
