scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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