hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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