Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
