ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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