i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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