hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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