I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
