have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
