But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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