i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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