Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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