I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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