She said her name was "party"
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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