Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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