Already got asked if we're dating
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
ok first of all what the fuck
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