i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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