lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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