god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
