using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
