I CAN MOONWALK!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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