Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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