Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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