She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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