Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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