No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
