it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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