I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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