Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I love having hate sex.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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