he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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