can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You can't special order awesome
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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