So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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