He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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