Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
