Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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