What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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